One way I find out about movies is to go to a site that shows what new releases are coming out that week. That is how I stumbled across this movie and added it to my queue. Of course right after it was mailed to me I read a review talking about how bad of a movie it is. And guess what? That review was right.
Legend of the Bog takes place in the backwoods of Ireland and stars Vinnine Jones (name might not ring a bell, but you have most likely seen him before). Somehow a caveman comes back to life and Vinnie and some random college aged people have to stop it or something. The plot doesn't really matter because it's obvious the people who made the movie didn't care too much about it. This movie was flat out terrible. The movie is basically two parts. Part 1 shows a big bald guy (the cave man come back to life) walking around and occasionally killing people when he stumbles upon them. Part 2 shows a bunch of people wandering around in the woods trying to avoid the cave man, then later trying to find him to kill him. This is one of those horror movies where the cast is so annoying you want all of them to die. The cave man isn't even remotely scary or intimidating. He is just a big bald guy with a animal skin outfit of some kind.
There was one highlight in this piece of crap. Right after the cave man comes back to life they show him walking down a path and there are two dogs. The dogs start barking at him and he just looks at them. They cut away for a second, and when they come back they show him adjusting some fur shoes he made, after apparently killing the dogs. Its so stupid its hilarious. Of course I don't think the filmmakers meant for it to be funny, which only makes it funnier.
I don't know how anyone would happen to stumble upon this movie randomly, but if you do, run away. It's not even the kind of "bad" where you can make fun it, it's the kind of bad where its just flat out bad.
1 out of 5 Stars
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